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4-6 Years
PhD in CSS Centering
Master the ancient art of centering a div. Explore flexbox, grid, and why nothing works the first time.
Now accepting applications for Spring 2026
Excellence in Skill Issues
The world's premier institution for recognizing, celebrating, and perfecting your development failures.
10,000+
Bugs Deployed
0%
Test Coverage
∞
Console Logs
100%
"It Worked Yesterday"
World-Class Programs
Our curriculum is carefully designed to help you recognize, document, and share your skill issues with the world.
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2 Years
Master's in Git Conflicts
Learn to create, embrace, and occasionally resolve merge conflicts. Force push certification included.
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3-5 Years
B.S. in Off-By-One Errors
Sometimes you're one too many. Sometimes one too few. Never quite right. Perfect.
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6 Months
Certificate in Stack Overflow
Copy. Paste. Pray. The ancient ritual of modern software development.
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1 Year
Diploma in "It Works Locally"
Why does it work on my machine but nowhere else? We don't know either, but you'll get a diploma.
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Ongoing
Advanced Debugging Studies
console.log(), print statements, and staring at the screen. The holy trinity of debugging.
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3 Days
AI Proompt Engineering
Learn to fail at generating an image of that feeling when you DELETE FROM user CASCADE CONSTRAINTS without starting a transaction first.
What Our Alumni Say
Real testimonials from real developers who have embraced their skill issues.
"After graduating, I now mass-produce bugs 10x faster. The institute really helped me scale my failures."
"The institute taught me to blame the framework, not myself. My mental health has never been better."
"I came here not knowing how to center a div. I still don't, but now I have a PhD in it."
Ready to Embrace Your Skill Issues?
Join thousands of developers who have stopped fighting their bugs and started celebrating them.
No prerequisites required. That's literally the problem.